Don't Take Me Seriously - Book - Page 295
Background
Great ideas are often born from having too much time on one’s hands. Consider
Newton reclining under an apple tree and staring at the sky while imagining cloud
animals. Enter an apple and, voila, gravity. Of course, greatly-bad ideas may also
come calling when one’s hands are idle. Consider deciding to stick your tongue
into an electric socket.
While time and better minds will determine which recycling bin of science the
following is dropped into, it is an “idea” ... and in a world where researching the
truth and proving facts are shunned as too much work, imagination and laziness
can spiral upward to impressive heights. Emboldened by this, and especially by
the Twitter-esque “science” thrown against the wall on several of the “nature”
channels of late, we kick some dust into the air with the following scientific treatise.
(Free license is granted for the internet and social media reposting of this article,
providing it is blindly accepted as truth and not vetted in part or whole. You know,
like y’all do normally.)
Don’t Take Me Seriously (8/12/20)
PseudoScience Monthly
August 2020
Bluetooth Transmission as a
Predictor of
Peak Athletic Performance
By Jim Walker, PSW1 and Shepherd Tate, APEE2
All athletes, even professional ones, have
good days and bad days. There can be no
doubt about that. Even a world champion
competitor, in top condition and contending
under “perfect” conditions, can have an off
day, with a performance notably less adroit
than their personal best. Consider the
otherwise immaculate hurdler who, on a
certain race day, kicks three hurdles and
tumbles over the last like Inspector Clouseau.
Of course, the reverse is also possible,
though it occurs less often. That same world
champion, after a sleepless night, might feel a
