Don't Take Me Seriously - Book - Page 277
There has always been business in the world, right? More so now than ever, especially if
you include fantasy currencies and the dark web – the use of either being not so much
business as deliberately calling for Beetlejuice.
Different kind of bar, different kind of search
So, if you type “business” in the Google search bar, you get about 2,200,000,000 results.
Oddly, that’s way more results than searching for “anything,” which makes no sense, but
does point out the limits of computer intelligence – or maybe the power of the Illuminati.
Again, though, let’s not get stuck in the mud. Time travel is our goal.
We will consider the results of our “business” search as being in the current moment, the
present. And if you want to study all those results, you will know everything there is to
know about business since any record exists of it outside of Sanskrit. You will be
business-hip and germane to the conversation. Well, until an hour from now.
We go back in time from this point.
Now, punching out one of the most recent, yet already overused, offenders in business
terms, you might type in “business -BLOCKCHAIN” (hooray) and get about
461,000,000 results. That takes us back in time by, oh, a week or two, anyway.
That’s not enough to improve my coiffure, to be sure, but still so very satisfying. Think
of the gigabytes freed up online and in your twitching brain. Why, you might now have
room inside your skull for another movie catchphrase, or be able to hold onto a slang
term from 2010. Reet?
You are beginning to feel the power of the minus. You are becoming all ... woke and
stuff.
