Don't Take Me Seriously - Book - Page 11
Because the columns are in layout and not free form text, this prevents
the book from being used digitally in reflowable-text-style e-reading.
Instead, my online publication must be in a PDF flipbook-type form. You can
zoom in when necessary – for example, when a column is cropped from a
small section of a full newspaper page. Unfortunately, these huge newspaper
page layouts (as they were) do not lend themselves to the limits of printed
paper (or online) book pages.
My reusing these PDF pages is a courtesy both from and to the
newspaper (free advertising), wherein many of my columns originally
appeared, either on the main pages or in the weeklies. The newspaper has
been sold a few times since then, but is still valuably in business at
signalscv.com.
So, here are my humor columns – at least every one that I saved.
There may be a couple that got away. There are a LOT of columns, I know.
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put them in categories. They free-flow through all the attitudes available
to an overactive mind. Many are pure gold, if I do say so. A few are lessso, but every one of them will entertain you and make you think. Peruse
the Table of Contents and see what calls to you. Your reaction to any
particular column may be a slight smile, a few chuckles, a wheezing series
of bust-out laughs – or a desire to punch me. But the more you read, the
more you will be entertained, and you will look at the world a little
differently after reading them.
Thank you, and have fun.
Jim
